404; AIDX; Amoeba; angry fruit salad; Berkeley Quality Software; bitty box; bloatware; bozotic; CGI Joe; crapplet; cyberbunny; dickless workstation; eighty-column mind; field servoid; for The Rest Of Us; Fortrash; Get a life!; HP-SUX; ID10T; IO; JEDR; Known Lazy Bastard; luser; maggotbox; Micro$oft; Microslop; Microsloth Windows; Missed'em-five; MS-DOG; Objectionable-C; Open DeathTrap; penis war; plonk; point-and-drool interface; real operating system; rococo; room-temperature IQ; ScumOS; snert; software bloat; Telerat; tree-killer; veeblefester; vulture capitalist; weasel; white trash; YAFIYGI; zipperhead;